It has been quite a while since I've last posted anything. I've been a little busy. So, a quick update. I'm pregnant! Yay!!!! Our family is anxiously awaiting the arrival of baby Tomka number 4 at the end of August. Sophia is cheerfully sharing her birthday (Aug 28) with her baby brother...mind you we have no idea the gender yet but she's convinced she's having a brother so we just let her think that. We have no idea what to expect but will be thrilled with either. The baby wasn't too kind in the beginning but now that we're in the 2nd trimester, both mommy and baby seem to be happier. For that, I'm totally grateful!
I've been playing catch up since I've been finally feeling better and I'm getting things accomplished. It's always a great feeling. I'm even finishing up those "gifts" that I never quite finished before the end of the holiday season. Ooops...sorry for the delay to everyone who was hoping for something. Check the mail in the next few weeks!
We've all had a long winter and I'm so excited for Spring. Though, I have to admit here in the Pacific Northwest we have not suffered anywhere near to what the Midwest has suffered. With Spring comes all the new life we've been waiting for. Plants and flowers are budding, the weather warms, and the days are longer. I'm excited to get some time outside and so are my kids.
So, that brings me to my question. Does anyone have Spring traditions? Projects? Activities? What are you looking forward to come Spring?
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
A little humor for your Furlough
Alright. I know I just posted but if you haven't read this article...you should. I've been flustered and irritated and panicked and about a million other adjectives, but this had me in stitches. Enjoy!
The opinion piece by Dean Obeidallah found on CNN opinion page. Too funny.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/02/opinion/obeidallah-who-supports-congress/index.html?iid=article_sidebar
The opinion piece by Dean Obeidallah found on CNN opinion page. Too funny.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/02/opinion/obeidallah-who-supports-congress/index.html?iid=article_sidebar
Still Furloughed...and Panicking
Well, it's me again. And yes, my dear hubby is still furloughed. And we're both still frustrated. I would like to say that we're making great use of this time taking a vacation, enjoying time off but that's the complete opposite of what we're doing. See, we don't have the money for that.
We have made some progress on some house projects (we were just in the middle of moving a few rooms around). But it's slow going. We've been working on getting caught up on laundry, which is always behind in this house. The kitchen looks nice. The real problem is this big black cloud looming over our heads, and I don't just mean the rainy, pacific northwest weather.
You see, all I've heard since the furlough is one thing. More arguing. There's a whole lot more blame going on now than there was before the shut down. This is seriously disappointing. I know everyone has their own political opinion and I'm not writing this to voice mine. Though I definitely have one. I am writing to voice my opinion on the effects this arguing has on the general public. Those that aren't deemed "essential". The one's that don't really seem to matter.
I am seriously disappointed in the President of the United States of America. He is supposed to be our Commander in Chief. Lead the people. Show everyone in this country, and the world, how Americans behave when faced with challenges. What has he shown? He has stood up in front of the country, and world, and said that this didn't have to happen. That it only happened because of one part of a political faction, in one part of the government...blah blah blah. Do you know what I hear? "It's not my fault! (waa waa waa)." When my children respond with this behavior and keep blaming one another, I make them stop the blame game and figure out a way to make each other happy. Let's try that in our government!
Let me be clear. I don't care what political party the President is a part of. I don't care what political party caused the shut down. I don't really believe it was one party, I think it was a combination of stubbornness, pride, and the next political election. What I care about is this:
How am I going to take care of my family?
So while the President, Democrats, and the Republican parties yell at each other and argue over who caused what, I worry about the longevity of this situation. I am in panic mode. And so is my husband. (And for anyone wondering, I do understand that the President is a Democrat, but as the President he's supposed to be able to rise above his political party, right? Is he doing that?)
My husband has asked the question that many Americans in this situation are asking. The one's living paycheck to paycheck only now they don't expect a paycheck, "When do I just go get another job?" Yeah...cause that's so simple in today's market.
It doesn't matter that I work from home pulling in a meager amount. That just supports what my husband brings home. What he's not bringing home now. So while politicians in DC are making exceptions for numerous parts of the government to go back to work, my husband won't be one of them. We don't live in DC, he's not part of NASA, he doesn't work for the National Parks. He has a job, an important job, but it's not on the list of exceptions. So...we'll be left in the dust with the rest of those that don't fall under those particular categories. Why doesn't our paycheck matter?
And seriously, it doesn't make me feel any better that many politicians are "donating their funds in solidarity". First off, if you have the money to donate this chunk of change to charity, or back to the US Government (yeah, I'm going to want to see the cancelled check on that one!), then you aren't feeling the hurt like the rest of us. And by the way, that's a tax write off. Well played.
You know what I'm thinking about? I really wish I'd stocked up on meat when I'd had the chance. Is it possible to feed my family one chicken breast for two meals and still satisfy their hunger?
What's your concern?
We have made some progress on some house projects (we were just in the middle of moving a few rooms around). But it's slow going. We've been working on getting caught up on laundry, which is always behind in this house. The kitchen looks nice. The real problem is this big black cloud looming over our heads, and I don't just mean the rainy, pacific northwest weather.
You see, all I've heard since the furlough is one thing. More arguing. There's a whole lot more blame going on now than there was before the shut down. This is seriously disappointing. I know everyone has their own political opinion and I'm not writing this to voice mine. Though I definitely have one. I am writing to voice my opinion on the effects this arguing has on the general public. Those that aren't deemed "essential". The one's that don't really seem to matter.
I am seriously disappointed in the President of the United States of America. He is supposed to be our Commander in Chief. Lead the people. Show everyone in this country, and the world, how Americans behave when faced with challenges. What has he shown? He has stood up in front of the country, and world, and said that this didn't have to happen. That it only happened because of one part of a political faction, in one part of the government...blah blah blah. Do you know what I hear? "It's not my fault! (waa waa waa)." When my children respond with this behavior and keep blaming one another, I make them stop the blame game and figure out a way to make each other happy. Let's try that in our government!
Let me be clear. I don't care what political party the President is a part of. I don't care what political party caused the shut down. I don't really believe it was one party, I think it was a combination of stubbornness, pride, and the next political election. What I care about is this:
How am I going to take care of my family?
So while the President, Democrats, and the Republican parties yell at each other and argue over who caused what, I worry about the longevity of this situation. I am in panic mode. And so is my husband. (And for anyone wondering, I do understand that the President is a Democrat, but as the President he's supposed to be able to rise above his political party, right? Is he doing that?)
My husband has asked the question that many Americans in this situation are asking. The one's living paycheck to paycheck only now they don't expect a paycheck, "When do I just go get another job?" Yeah...cause that's so simple in today's market.
It doesn't matter that I work from home pulling in a meager amount. That just supports what my husband brings home. What he's not bringing home now. So while politicians in DC are making exceptions for numerous parts of the government to go back to work, my husband won't be one of them. We don't live in DC, he's not part of NASA, he doesn't work for the National Parks. He has a job, an important job, but it's not on the list of exceptions. So...we'll be left in the dust with the rest of those that don't fall under those particular categories. Why doesn't our paycheck matter?
And seriously, it doesn't make me feel any better that many politicians are "donating their funds in solidarity". First off, if you have the money to donate this chunk of change to charity, or back to the US Government (yeah, I'm going to want to see the cancelled check on that one!), then you aren't feeling the hurt like the rest of us. And by the way, that's a tax write off. Well played.
You know what I'm thinking about? I really wish I'd stocked up on meat when I'd had the chance. Is it possible to feed my family one chicken breast for two meals and still satisfy their hunger?
What's your concern?
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Furloughed and Frustrated
Obviously, this isn't a happy tail or a funny anecdote. My husband, the main breadwinner in our family, has officially been furloughed. On one side, this has come at a good time since one of our babies is sick, but I've handled sick babies before and getting help at the expense of losing a paycheck is really not in the plans for us.
My frustration is in many areas. For people unaffected by this salary cut, there will likely be a lack of concern. I admit, that if it didn't affect me so greatly I would be irritated at such childish actions, but I probably wouldn't be spitting fire mad. This lesson has taught me that whether I have an invested stake in the matter or not, I should be spitting fire mad at any governmental injustice. The bottom line is this...we all need to be involved. We all need to voice our opinion. And we need to do this not at the cost of friendships-let's not act like the politicians people-but to further our own beliefs and to listen to, and yes, even possibly change our view when listening to others' opinion. That's called having an open mind for anyone unaware of that concept.
But back to the issue at hand. Here's where the problem really lies. Obamacare. Whether you want it or not, love it or hate it, we all have to admit that negotiation is the key. There is no possible way the entire country can love the same thing...we don't even have agreement on simple things like food and movies. But we should all agree that without compromise, this government will pay the price. And by government I mean the people that keep the government running since there is no real change for the wealthy politicians who continue to get paid regardless of the situation. No one wants to compromise, not the Republicans, not the Democrats, and certainly not the President. This. Is. a Problem.
And whether you support the President or not, we should all take carefully what he says. Listen, I know he's a Democrat but he is a separate entity from the rest of the Democrats because he's the President and this is his healthcare plan. And he's placing full blame on everyone else. The Republicans are blaming everyone else. The Democrats are blaming everyone else. None of them are to blame. They are right. It's not their fault.
Does this sound familiar? If you've ever been a child, been around children, or raised them you will be very familiar with this concept. It's the somebody and nobody issue. You know, somebody else is to blame and nobody is willing to take responsibility. By the time we reach adulthood we should be well beyond this childish response. Don't allow anyone to get away with this! Don't let your children and don't let adults use this as an excuse. Especially adults. And mark my words, this is the excuse that all parties are using. The President, Republicans, and Democrats. This issue has even affected the main stream. I hear friends and family saying the same thing, "It's the Republicans, not the Democrats" or "It's the Democrats, not the Republicans", "It's the President". It's all of them!!!! Sheesh!!
Do you think this would be happening if the politicians (the President included) had their paychecks cut as well? If they lived paycheck to paycheck like the majority of Americans? The reality is they don't. They don't live paycheck to paycheck, they don't have their paychecks cut. In fact, for just a short time serving the people (something most of us do in some capacity) many politicians will continue to receive exorbitant paychecks long after they have left office, in fact until they die! If we have such a problem with the finances in this country, why don't we quit paying the politicians after they've left office. Quit paying the President when his term is over. That would put a lot of money back in the coffers. Seriously, people! This is the key to all our problems. And not only the salaries, but we also continue to pay for secret service, car service, etc. Why don't we make the political positions un-paid! Gasp!!! We could never do that! That is just a crazy suggestion.
Guess what, folks. Our forefathers didn't get paid. They were offered money and didn't take it. It was a volunteer position and our country was better for it. So let's just consider that. Just take a moment and consider whether we would be in this position if all the political offices were un-paid. Seriously...
And some Americans won't be as greatly affected as others. The military is going to continue working and continue getting their pay. Many different departments (the essentials) will continue to receive a paycheck on time. But let's be real. This doesn't make the President and congress heroes. I believe that if you work, you should get paid. Isn't that the point of working? I support the troops, and security officials. I believe their jobs are vital. But I also support getting my money as well. My husband has accrued a lot of vacation time and comp time (this is time he has earned by working over 40hrs a week and not received overtime for that he must use for days off instead). He is not allowed to use that time to balance the loss of pay. He's already worked for it and yet can't get his pay for it. My husband is a "non-essential".
We simply don't get paid. But he's essential to us. To our family. And his paycheck is essential too.
The reason behind paying military families has been credited to the fact that military families live paycheck to paycheck. Really? That's why we're going to continue paying people? No. We should continue paying the military because they are still working. For no other reason. Quit trying to turn this into something it's not. You work. You get paid. It's not really because military families live paycheck to paycheck. Because if that's part of the reason then we should get our paycheck. After all, we live paycheck to paycheck too. In fact, most of the people I know that will be furloughed and not receiving a paycheck actually do live paycheck to paycheck. Military families are not the only ones and if they were the only ones in this country that would be a bigger issue. Really, the only ones that don't struggle with finances are the politicians. So their selfless act of having their paycheck withheld or donated to charity is anything but selfless. The fact is, they don't need it. We do. Instead of donating it to charity or sending it back to the US Treasury, send it to me. I'll give you my address.
My husband hasn't had a pay increase in years. Years folks. That means that while the cost of living has increased, our pay hasn't. That means that while my husband has busted his cute little butt, he has gotten no compensation. That means that even though he should have gotten a promotion and increase in money he hasn't. The politicians have, even though they voted and agreed not to increase pay for many federal employees. That seems fair. The fact is, we have just been happy he has kept his job. He hasn't been laid off. We have been truly blessed for that fact alone and we have learned to skimp and save to compensate for his having a job with no more money while the cost of living has skyrocketed. And yet, I'm happy he's still working. He still goes to work everyday to bring home a minimal paycheck that a lot of people would squawk at while others would die for. We are the middle class. (Not the upper middle class.) And now, even though he's still employed, he's not allowed to go to work and make a paycheck. There's something wrong with that.
And this isn't his fault. It's everyone else's. It's the politicians and the President. It's all their fault!! (cross arms, stomp foot, storm off) "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"
My frustration is in many areas. For people unaffected by this salary cut, there will likely be a lack of concern. I admit, that if it didn't affect me so greatly I would be irritated at such childish actions, but I probably wouldn't be spitting fire mad. This lesson has taught me that whether I have an invested stake in the matter or not, I should be spitting fire mad at any governmental injustice. The bottom line is this...we all need to be involved. We all need to voice our opinion. And we need to do this not at the cost of friendships-let's not act like the politicians people-but to further our own beliefs and to listen to, and yes, even possibly change our view when listening to others' opinion. That's called having an open mind for anyone unaware of that concept.
But back to the issue at hand. Here's where the problem really lies. Obamacare. Whether you want it or not, love it or hate it, we all have to admit that negotiation is the key. There is no possible way the entire country can love the same thing...we don't even have agreement on simple things like food and movies. But we should all agree that without compromise, this government will pay the price. And by government I mean the people that keep the government running since there is no real change for the wealthy politicians who continue to get paid regardless of the situation. No one wants to compromise, not the Republicans, not the Democrats, and certainly not the President. This. Is. a Problem.
And whether you support the President or not, we should all take carefully what he says. Listen, I know he's a Democrat but he is a separate entity from the rest of the Democrats because he's the President and this is his healthcare plan. And he's placing full blame on everyone else. The Republicans are blaming everyone else. The Democrats are blaming everyone else. None of them are to blame. They are right. It's not their fault.
Does this sound familiar? If you've ever been a child, been around children, or raised them you will be very familiar with this concept. It's the somebody and nobody issue. You know, somebody else is to blame and nobody is willing to take responsibility. By the time we reach adulthood we should be well beyond this childish response. Don't allow anyone to get away with this! Don't let your children and don't let adults use this as an excuse. Especially adults. And mark my words, this is the excuse that all parties are using. The President, Republicans, and Democrats. This issue has even affected the main stream. I hear friends and family saying the same thing, "It's the Republicans, not the Democrats" or "It's the Democrats, not the Republicans", "It's the President". It's all of them!!!! Sheesh!!
Do you think this would be happening if the politicians (the President included) had their paychecks cut as well? If they lived paycheck to paycheck like the majority of Americans? The reality is they don't. They don't live paycheck to paycheck, they don't have their paychecks cut. In fact, for just a short time serving the people (something most of us do in some capacity) many politicians will continue to receive exorbitant paychecks long after they have left office, in fact until they die! If we have such a problem with the finances in this country, why don't we quit paying the politicians after they've left office. Quit paying the President when his term is over. That would put a lot of money back in the coffers. Seriously, people! This is the key to all our problems. And not only the salaries, but we also continue to pay for secret service, car service, etc. Why don't we make the political positions un-paid! Gasp!!! We could never do that! That is just a crazy suggestion.
Guess what, folks. Our forefathers didn't get paid. They were offered money and didn't take it. It was a volunteer position and our country was better for it. So let's just consider that. Just take a moment and consider whether we would be in this position if all the political offices were un-paid. Seriously...
And some Americans won't be as greatly affected as others. The military is going to continue working and continue getting their pay. Many different departments (the essentials) will continue to receive a paycheck on time. But let's be real. This doesn't make the President and congress heroes. I believe that if you work, you should get paid. Isn't that the point of working? I support the troops, and security officials. I believe their jobs are vital. But I also support getting my money as well. My husband has accrued a lot of vacation time and comp time (this is time he has earned by working over 40hrs a week and not received overtime for that he must use for days off instead). He is not allowed to use that time to balance the loss of pay. He's already worked for it and yet can't get his pay for it. My husband is a "non-essential".
We simply don't get paid. But he's essential to us. To our family. And his paycheck is essential too.
The reason behind paying military families has been credited to the fact that military families live paycheck to paycheck. Really? That's why we're going to continue paying people? No. We should continue paying the military because they are still working. For no other reason. Quit trying to turn this into something it's not. You work. You get paid. It's not really because military families live paycheck to paycheck. Because if that's part of the reason then we should get our paycheck. After all, we live paycheck to paycheck too. In fact, most of the people I know that will be furloughed and not receiving a paycheck actually do live paycheck to paycheck. Military families are not the only ones and if they were the only ones in this country that would be a bigger issue. Really, the only ones that don't struggle with finances are the politicians. So their selfless act of having their paycheck withheld or donated to charity is anything but selfless. The fact is, they don't need it. We do. Instead of donating it to charity or sending it back to the US Treasury, send it to me. I'll give you my address.
My husband hasn't had a pay increase in years. Years folks. That means that while the cost of living has increased, our pay hasn't. That means that while my husband has busted his cute little butt, he has gotten no compensation. That means that even though he should have gotten a promotion and increase in money he hasn't. The politicians have, even though they voted and agreed not to increase pay for many federal employees. That seems fair. The fact is, we have just been happy he has kept his job. He hasn't been laid off. We have been truly blessed for that fact alone and we have learned to skimp and save to compensate for his having a job with no more money while the cost of living has skyrocketed. And yet, I'm happy he's still working. He still goes to work everyday to bring home a minimal paycheck that a lot of people would squawk at while others would die for. We are the middle class. (Not the upper middle class.) And now, even though he's still employed, he's not allowed to go to work and make a paycheck. There's something wrong with that.
And this isn't his fault. It's everyone else's. It's the politicians and the President. It's all their fault!! (cross arms, stomp foot, storm off) "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Microwave Popcorn
Well, hello there! It's been a while, I know. What with all my activities up in the air at the same time, I was forced to ignore my growing audience (I kid, I'm not forced to do anything...okay, I kid again, I don't know that I have an audience!). But I thought I would write a quick post on microwave popcorn.
I grew up cooking, eating, and frankly loving microwave popcorn. Then, my dear husband introduced me to the idea of old school popcorn. Ya know, the kind you cook on the stove except this stove was really an electric machine with a little oil and the right kind of popcorn (oh yeah, my first introduction to different types of popcorn too) that had a big clear, plastic bowl on the top. I was so fascinated at that first popping. Watching that little metal arm go round and round, moving the popcorn and oil and popping a whole clear, plastic bowl of popcorn that you simply flipped over, added butter and salt and devoured. Then, dear old husband introduced me to his Grandpa's air popper. Now that, was good popcorn!
That air popper became my favorite choice for snack foods. Either that or my freezer for crazy ice cream choices. But back to the popcorn. Well, we used that air popper for years...I mean years! Then, the other night, as I was getting ready to make popcorn for movie night with the kids, do you know what that air popper did? I'll bet you can guess. Yep. It started smoking. Not a good steam that could second as a facial, but an awful, black billowing steam that caused me to rip that cord right out of the wall and question whether we had a handy, working fire extinguisher.
That night I had an impulse to drive straight to the nearest store with a working air popper (that or break into a movie theater and steal the popcorn). Yes...I know I have a problem. By the way, the nearest store is like, at best, a 30 minute drive one way so...I was desperate. It was then that reality hit me and I came up with a plan B which was giving the kids a different snack, hey...candy always works! In the meantime, I got on the internet. I had a small recollection of a different option. So here is what I found.
1. Take a large, glass bowl (yes, it has to be glass).
2. Pour some popcorn in the bottom. (This is a tricky instruction because the amount will really depend on how large your bowl is. My bowl is pretty large and I used only a couple handfuls but I didn't fill the bowl.)
3. A plate that will cover the bowl completely. My plates are stoneware but any plate will do. The key is it needs to be large enough to keep all the steam in.
4. Place in microwave and start. I set my microwave for 5 minutes but you'll want it to pop until it slows down. I ended up having to start the time for another minute before it stopped. Then, once it's done please be careful and use oven mitts to remove the bowl. It will be extremely hot!!
Add butter, salt, or just popcorn flavoring. I've even seen olive oil and other flavorings added. The cool thing is that I don't need to replace that kitchen appliance which is always good due to the small kitchen I have. Oh and it's not nearly as loud.
Seriously, that's it. No oils just microwave and steam. Not exactly old fashioned but at least this popcorn isn't full of all those nasty chemicals. The one thing that I seriously won't miss is that awful coating of who-knows-what that was always on my mouth after eating that other microwave stuff. Believe it or not, I wouldn't eat popcorn if that's my only choice. That's saying something.
Enjoy. And let me know if you decide to try it out. I would love to hear someone elses opinion on the matter.
Happy Creations! Jennifer
I grew up cooking, eating, and frankly loving microwave popcorn. Then, my dear husband introduced me to the idea of old school popcorn. Ya know, the kind you cook on the stove except this stove was really an electric machine with a little oil and the right kind of popcorn (oh yeah, my first introduction to different types of popcorn too) that had a big clear, plastic bowl on the top. I was so fascinated at that first popping. Watching that little metal arm go round and round, moving the popcorn and oil and popping a whole clear, plastic bowl of popcorn that you simply flipped over, added butter and salt and devoured. Then, dear old husband introduced me to his Grandpa's air popper. Now that, was good popcorn!
That air popper became my favorite choice for snack foods. Either that or my freezer for crazy ice cream choices. But back to the popcorn. Well, we used that air popper for years...I mean years! Then, the other night, as I was getting ready to make popcorn for movie night with the kids, do you know what that air popper did? I'll bet you can guess. Yep. It started smoking. Not a good steam that could second as a facial, but an awful, black billowing steam that caused me to rip that cord right out of the wall and question whether we had a handy, working fire extinguisher.
That night I had an impulse to drive straight to the nearest store with a working air popper (that or break into a movie theater and steal the popcorn). Yes...I know I have a problem. By the way, the nearest store is like, at best, a 30 minute drive one way so...I was desperate. It was then that reality hit me and I came up with a plan B which was giving the kids a different snack, hey...candy always works! In the meantime, I got on the internet. I had a small recollection of a different option. So here is what I found.
1. Take a large, glass bowl (yes, it has to be glass).
2. Pour some popcorn in the bottom. (This is a tricky instruction because the amount will really depend on how large your bowl is. My bowl is pretty large and I used only a couple handfuls but I didn't fill the bowl.)
3. A plate that will cover the bowl completely. My plates are stoneware but any plate will do. The key is it needs to be large enough to keep all the steam in.
4. Place in microwave and start. I set my microwave for 5 minutes but you'll want it to pop until it slows down. I ended up having to start the time for another minute before it stopped. Then, once it's done please be careful and use oven mitts to remove the bowl. It will be extremely hot!!
Add butter, salt, or just popcorn flavoring. I've even seen olive oil and other flavorings added. The cool thing is that I don't need to replace that kitchen appliance which is always good due to the small kitchen I have. Oh and it's not nearly as loud.
Seriously, that's it. No oils just microwave and steam. Not exactly old fashioned but at least this popcorn isn't full of all those nasty chemicals. The one thing that I seriously won't miss is that awful coating of who-knows-what that was always on my mouth after eating that other microwave stuff. Believe it or not, I wouldn't eat popcorn if that's my only choice. That's saying something.
Enjoy. And let me know if you decide to try it out. I would love to hear someone elses opinion on the matter.
Happy Creations! Jennifer
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Terrific Tooth Fairy Nonsense
What with my creativity, craftiness, and can't-say-no disorder, many of you out there might think I'm a Super Mom, cape and all. But the truth is, I'm just super good at convincing a super number of my friends and family that I'm something other than a super flop. Case in point: The Toothfairy.
It may come as no surprise to some of you that my oldest daughter has been losing teeth. You would think that I would be ready for this exciting time in her life. I have plenty of scrapbook papers ready to scrapbook the loss of teeth. And her first tooth was very exciting. But I wasn't exactly ready.
This first tooth of my first born was loose for a few days and many of my experienced mothers-of-tooth-losing-kids friends said I would have at least a few weeks if not a month before that first tooth finally took it's plunge from depths of her gums. I was very excited for this event and started thinking of all the fun things the Tooth Fairy could do. When my darling daughter lost that first tooth we were both caught unawares. I had done one thing-purchased a movie I intended to give to the whole family...before this whole tooth thing started. So when, at breakfast one morning, my daughter was choking down her Eggo and inadvertently, her first baby tooth (oops), I wasn't quite ready for the Tooth Fairy action. She was so disappointed about swallowing her tooth (and my roaring laughter at this realization) that I felt the need to go a little overboard. You know, to compensate for my winning mother-of-the-year response to her horror, my laughter, and my lack of preparedness.
So I set about on a task. I wrote a letter from the Tooth Fairy explaining that it was okay that she swallowed that first tooth, it still counted, and that her first tooth was a very exciting moment of growing up (even though her father could not find it in the toilet--trust me...a story for another day). Because of this big move towards growing up she would get a one time special gift (the aforementioned movie) that she could share with her family and friends along with a gold dollar. The letter had neatly burned edges and was tied in a roll with twine, there was water left out with glitter (from her wings, duh), a little jar with that gold coin to replace what should have been her tooth, and the movie. All this was piled perfectly on the cleaned table along with some glitter to show where she come in and out of the house. She was thrilled. I took many pictures (for those scrapbook pages).
Fun, right?
Crazy, right?
Yeah...my awesomeness stopped on that day. Her next tooth fell out before I had anything ready for her. Then I remembered a $2 bill that I'm sure someone else had given her but she had long forgotten so that got thrown in the jar after forgetting to do it for a few days. On only her second tooth!! She was less than impressed. Where was her new movie? I then referenced the long forgotten, carefully worded first letter. She moved on.
I was determined not to forget the rest of them. That was a major let down to something I had waaaaay overdone originally, yes, but could not go back on now. I went to the bank and exchanged a $20 bill for a stack of gold dollars. I was ready. The next few teeth fell out and I remembered the glitter but forgot the gold dollars. She ended up with a handful of change and even that recycled $2 bill once again snuck past this poor unsuspecting child. Most of them were not even done the same night as the loss of the particular tooth! (I mean seriously, why haven't I won that so coveted award all us mothers talk about? I'm totally mother-of-the-year material.)
Let's fast forward to my daughters latest loss. She mentioned the loose tooth. I saw the loose tooth. She wiggled the first tooth. Within a few days it went from nothing to "Mom, look?" "Wow", I thought to myself, "time to get that Tooth Fairy thing ready to go." I looked at the tooth she was wiggling at my friends house and said, "Another day or two and that will be out."
Yeah...she had it in her bloody fingers a few minutes later. Ewwww..."Ummmm," I said so wisely, "your hands are bleeding, I mean, your tooth has blood on your hands." She smile with blood stained teeth trying to explain what had just happened. "Uh huh. Let's clean that up and stop the bleeding in your mouth." I mean seriously, why don't I have that award?!!
So now my daughter gets her own jar down from a very high spot that she could not possibly reach and my middle child proceeds to tell me how it was done before I cut her off and tell her I prefer not to know. I mean, I'm clearly going to forget again so my wise daughter had to take matters into her own hands. She puts her tooth in there. Draws an adorable picture, asks for sparkly pens (for the wings, duh) and goes to bed happy.
I sit down on the couch and my husband and I catch up by reading sarcastic humor and laughing. He heads to bed and I make my way there with my computer, still reading things that make me laugh. As I'm lying in bed I remember the Tooth Fairy. CRAP!!! Guess what? I honestly almost scrap it. "Honey, don't be upset. Sometimes the Tooth Fairy is so busy she just can't make it to all the houses in one night. This tooth fell out before she expected and it wasn't on her 'to-do' list for last night." I honestly debate it and then realize I was going to do better this time. So, up I get...husband sawing logs and all. And as I'm frantically looking for that glitter that I obviously hid from myself when I rearranged my scrapbook things, the missing bag of gold coins (really? a whole bag missing?) I think, "How in the world has this intelligent soul not figured out this is a bunch of crap?! I've let it slip a number of times that it's not real thanks to "The Rise of the Guardians" movie. I'm not doing this!" Then I turn on my poor unsuspecting husband, "I should yell at him and wake him from his needed rest to help me find some things that are not going to be found by tomorrow." Then I think of a better solution.
All my daughter really wants is money. It doesn't matter the form so I rustle up some change and throw it in the jar. Then I take some Christmas cookies sprinkles (green and red) and sprinkle them about the page. She'll buy that, right? I make a note on the picture that is just oh too cute and a thought occurs to me. I could really have some fun tonight. So, I grab some pretty paper, a nice pen, and I draft a letter.
Things are written like, “wonderful tooth, appreciate the water, long flights” and then the best part is written: “This page gives you one coupon to a free play time with your Daddy and sisters. Blah blah blah…Have fun!”
I chuckle in delight. This is what happens in the Tomka family when you sleep through the hard work. The Tooth Fairy is awesome because she gives this wonderful little girl a special gift in return for the wonderful picture. Fun times with Daddy (and her sisters—see how I snuck that in?). And…the best part is the Tooth Fairy rewards Mommy for all her innovative hard work. I mean, come one! This is going to be one epic morning (and some wonderful, undisclosed afternoon for Mommy). Seriously…who wants that Mother-of-the-year award anyway? I've got Wife-of-the-year in the bag!!
Well played, Tooth Fairy, Well played.
It may come as no surprise to some of you that my oldest daughter has been losing teeth. You would think that I would be ready for this exciting time in her life. I have plenty of scrapbook papers ready to scrapbook the loss of teeth. And her first tooth was very exciting. But I wasn't exactly ready.
This first tooth of my first born was loose for a few days and many of my experienced mothers-of-tooth-losing-kids friends said I would have at least a few weeks if not a month before that first tooth finally took it's plunge from depths of her gums. I was very excited for this event and started thinking of all the fun things the Tooth Fairy could do. When my darling daughter lost that first tooth we were both caught unawares. I had done one thing-purchased a movie I intended to give to the whole family...before this whole tooth thing started. So when, at breakfast one morning, my daughter was choking down her Eggo and inadvertently, her first baby tooth (oops), I wasn't quite ready for the Tooth Fairy action. She was so disappointed about swallowing her tooth (and my roaring laughter at this realization) that I felt the need to go a little overboard. You know, to compensate for my winning mother-of-the-year response to her horror, my laughter, and my lack of preparedness.
So I set about on a task. I wrote a letter from the Tooth Fairy explaining that it was okay that she swallowed that first tooth, it still counted, and that her first tooth was a very exciting moment of growing up (even though her father could not find it in the toilet--trust me...a story for another day). Because of this big move towards growing up she would get a one time special gift (the aforementioned movie) that she could share with her family and friends along with a gold dollar. The letter had neatly burned edges and was tied in a roll with twine, there was water left out with glitter (from her wings, duh), a little jar with that gold coin to replace what should have been her tooth, and the movie. All this was piled perfectly on the cleaned table along with some glitter to show where she come in and out of the house. She was thrilled. I took many pictures (for those scrapbook pages).
Fun, right?
Crazy, right?
Yeah...my awesomeness stopped on that day. Her next tooth fell out before I had anything ready for her. Then I remembered a $2 bill that I'm sure someone else had given her but she had long forgotten so that got thrown in the jar after forgetting to do it for a few days. On only her second tooth!! She was less than impressed. Where was her new movie? I then referenced the long forgotten, carefully worded first letter. She moved on.
I was determined not to forget the rest of them. That was a major let down to something I had waaaaay overdone originally, yes, but could not go back on now. I went to the bank and exchanged a $20 bill for a stack of gold dollars. I was ready. The next few teeth fell out and I remembered the glitter but forgot the gold dollars. She ended up with a handful of change and even that recycled $2 bill once again snuck past this poor unsuspecting child. Most of them were not even done the same night as the loss of the particular tooth! (I mean seriously, why haven't I won that so coveted award all us mothers talk about? I'm totally mother-of-the-year material.)
Let's fast forward to my daughters latest loss. She mentioned the loose tooth. I saw the loose tooth. She wiggled the first tooth. Within a few days it went from nothing to "Mom, look?" "Wow", I thought to myself, "time to get that Tooth Fairy thing ready to go." I looked at the tooth she was wiggling at my friends house and said, "Another day or two and that will be out."
Yeah...she had it in her bloody fingers a few minutes later. Ewwww..."Ummmm," I said so wisely, "your hands are bleeding, I mean, your tooth has blood on your hands." She smile with blood stained teeth trying to explain what had just happened. "Uh huh. Let's clean that up and stop the bleeding in your mouth." I mean seriously, why don't I have that award?!!
So now my daughter gets her own jar down from a very high spot that she could not possibly reach and my middle child proceeds to tell me how it was done before I cut her off and tell her I prefer not to know. I mean, I'm clearly going to forget again so my wise daughter had to take matters into her own hands. She puts her tooth in there. Draws an adorable picture, asks for sparkly pens (for the wings, duh) and goes to bed happy.
I sit down on the couch and my husband and I catch up by reading sarcastic humor and laughing. He heads to bed and I make my way there with my computer, still reading things that make me laugh. As I'm lying in bed I remember the Tooth Fairy. CRAP!!! Guess what? I honestly almost scrap it. "Honey, don't be upset. Sometimes the Tooth Fairy is so busy she just can't make it to all the houses in one night. This tooth fell out before she expected and it wasn't on her 'to-do' list for last night." I honestly debate it and then realize I was going to do better this time. So, up I get...husband sawing logs and all. And as I'm frantically looking for that glitter that I obviously hid from myself when I rearranged my scrapbook things, the missing bag of gold coins (really? a whole bag missing?) I think, "How in the world has this intelligent soul not figured out this is a bunch of crap?! I've let it slip a number of times that it's not real thanks to "The Rise of the Guardians" movie. I'm not doing this!" Then I turn on my poor unsuspecting husband, "I should yell at him and wake him from his needed rest to help me find some things that are not going to be found by tomorrow." Then I think of a better solution.
All my daughter really wants is money. It doesn't matter the form so I rustle up some change and throw it in the jar. Then I take some Christmas cookies sprinkles (green and red) and sprinkle them about the page. She'll buy that, right? I make a note on the picture that is just oh too cute and a thought occurs to me. I could really have some fun tonight. So, I grab some pretty paper, a nice pen, and I draft a letter.
Things are written like, “wonderful tooth, appreciate the water, long flights” and then the best part is written: “This page gives you one coupon to a free play time with your Daddy and sisters. Blah blah blah…Have fun!”
I chuckle in delight. This is what happens in the Tomka family when you sleep through the hard work. The Tooth Fairy is awesome because she gives this wonderful little girl a special gift in return for the wonderful picture. Fun times with Daddy (and her sisters—see how I snuck that in?). And…the best part is the Tooth Fairy rewards Mommy for all her innovative hard work. I mean, come one! This is going to be one epic morning (and some wonderful, undisclosed afternoon for Mommy). Seriously…who wants that Mother-of-the-year award anyway? I've got Wife-of-the-year in the bag!!
Well played, Tooth Fairy, Well played.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Thoughts on Tee Ball Season
Yes, as the days get longer and the weather gets warmer, Tee Ball season is in full swing. It's really our first official sport with our oldest daughter. I was very excited to get out there and see our little girl on the field! I also promised myself not to add any more than was absolutely necessary to my already hectic schedule. I was practicing the word "no". (As one of my best friends has told me, I need to tatoo "no" on my forehead.) In lieu of the possible attention grabbing tatoo, I decided to "just say no". And I did. And I did more than once. Then my husband, the dear man that he is, got roped into managing the team (in baseball speak that's the head coach). He's not traveling for work much at all, he says. He'll be around, he says. Sure, I say...
Here's how the conversation went. "Jennifer, I think I'm going to be the manager of the team instead of the coach." (coach is baseball speak for assistant coach) "They really need a manager. There are no volunteers and not enough people."
Me: "So, you're saying I get to be the manager."
Hubby: "No. I'm not adding anything else to your plate. I will be around. I promise."
Me: "So, I'm going to be the manager."
Hubby: "No! I'll be here. I really want you to just stick to your plan."
Me: "Here's what I'm hearing you say: Your managing, your managing your managing...
Hubby: frustration ensues..
Me: "It's okay. I know we need a manager and I'll help. Is it okay if I just co-manage? So if you're not here I'll take over otherwise you're in charge?"
Hubby: "There's another team that does that. It should be fine."
Flash forward to now. I'm managing the team and Ryan is co-managing when he's here. Hey, I totally understand his schedule is unpredictable at best. It's okay. And it turns out, I enjoy it (though we may not want to pass that on to the hubby.) I also enjoy giving him a hard time. It's kind of my job. He does a great job when he's there and I pull it all together somehow when he's gone.
Well, being the creative, over achieving mom/manager...I created a few things. You might find them useful too. So here they are. They are mostly self-explanatory so I won't spend a whole lot of time explaining. I am apparently too old to figure out how to link to the files so just send me a message if you want a version of this for your file. I'll be happy to email it out.
1. The diagram...A baseball diagram that will help manage those tiny tee ball players. I just took a plain baseball diagram from the internet (there are about a hundred different options) and then started changing it. My particular diagram started at www.apollostemplates.com. I brought the outfielders in (basically to the infield) because, let's face it, it's tee ball. I labeled all the positions, created a few extras like: batting order, a box for the game specifics i.e., day, time, field, and inning, and a place for notes (like player abilities, ect). Then saved it as a pdf. Add in your batting order for the game, change the inning number and print however many you need. We typically only play three innings so that's how many I print.
It turned out pretty neat, huh? Well, at least I think so. Please feel free to request the file to use it. I hate having to recreate the wheel and wouldn't have if I'd had this. This is a great resource for the game and makes lassoing those kids a lot easier. It takes all the thinking out of the game. I would suggest setting up a few extras just in case you need them though. It would be a bummer to be caught unawares.
2. An excell sheet. Now, what in the world do you need an excel sheet for? You might be asking. Well, in my infinite OCD fashion I've created a sheet to guarantee all my tee ball kids get to try every position. This is obviously not a practice for the older kids but at this age it's good to have. Our kiddos don't keep score, we just have everyone playing every inning so they learn the game and have a good time. The competition doesn't begin until they're older. It also cuts down on the length as the kiddos have a hard time being there for too long.
This excel sheet just needs your personal choices. I have the first row as the field positions, and the first column as the kids names. Then as I assign positions on the field I mark off the child's name with a tally mark so I know they've played that position at least once. By the end of the season each child will have one or two positions they are strong at, for now they get to try them all. Again, this is a use it if you like and how you like kind of item. Just let me know if you're interested and I can email them out.
After the first game I decided we needed a few other things too. Like:
4. Some kind of large diagram for the kids so they know where they are going on the field. Basically, I turned the pdf into a posterboard. I made three (one for each inning) and covered it with contact paper. I hadn't used contact paper since I was a kid but it was pretty darn easy. I just used posterboard (though I did find that it looked best on green and if you want to use other colors make sure they are light colors. My dark blue is hard to read).
I took some scrapbook cardstock paper I had on hand and cut it down to a 10 x 10 to create the in-field. Then I just extended the square with black marker and a ruler. My bases were 1.5 x 1.5 squares and homeplate was just cut down from those. I then made my curved line to create the look of an outfield. And yes, I only used one since my kids will never get out to the actual outfield. Add a few labels and contact paper and it's ready for the dry erase makers. I keep a couple with me so if I need to make changes during the game I can. I also hole punched the top and added a few rings but you could easily add some small carabiners which is probably easier. Just use those to hang the diagram from the chain link fence.
4. The last thing I added were 9 plastic bins from the dollar tree with each child's name on it to keep under the bench in the appropriate batting position. Each child will deposit their mitt and their hat before batting and then easily find them before going back to the field. The first game we tried to get them to put them under their seats but since they sometimes move their hats and mitts got strewn about. Now our games have a place for everything and everything in its place...hopefully.
So now we're back to my friend threatening to tatoo "no" on my forehead again. Hey, at least I've got someone looking out for me...I think. Hey Donna, do you think I could I get that tatoo in pink?
Happy Creations! Jennifer
Here's how the conversation went. "Jennifer, I think I'm going to be the manager of the team instead of the coach." (coach is baseball speak for assistant coach) "They really need a manager. There are no volunteers and not enough people."
Me: "So, you're saying I get to be the manager."
Hubby: "No. I'm not adding anything else to your plate. I will be around. I promise."
Me: "So, I'm going to be the manager."
Hubby: "No! I'll be here. I really want you to just stick to your plan."
Me: "Here's what I'm hearing you say: Your managing, your managing your managing...
Hubby: frustration ensues..
Me: "It's okay. I know we need a manager and I'll help. Is it okay if I just co-manage? So if you're not here I'll take over otherwise you're in charge?"
Hubby: "There's another team that does that. It should be fine."
Flash forward to now. I'm managing the team and Ryan is co-managing when he's here. Hey, I totally understand his schedule is unpredictable at best. It's okay. And it turns out, I enjoy it (though we may not want to pass that on to the hubby.) I also enjoy giving him a hard time. It's kind of my job. He does a great job when he's there and I pull it all together somehow when he's gone.
Well, being the creative, over achieving mom/manager...I created a few things. You might find them useful too. So here they are. They are mostly self-explanatory so I won't spend a whole lot of time explaining. I am apparently too old to figure out how to link to the files so just send me a message if you want a version of this for your file. I'll be happy to email it out.
1. The diagram...A baseball diagram that will help manage those tiny tee ball players. I just took a plain baseball diagram from the internet (there are about a hundred different options) and then started changing it. My particular diagram started at www.apollostemplates.com. I brought the outfielders in (basically to the infield) because, let's face it, it's tee ball. I labeled all the positions, created a few extras like: batting order, a box for the game specifics i.e., day, time, field, and inning, and a place for notes (like player abilities, ect). Then saved it as a pdf. Add in your batting order for the game, change the inning number and print however many you need. We typically only play three innings so that's how many I print.
2. An excell sheet. Now, what in the world do you need an excel sheet for? You might be asking. Well, in my infinite OCD fashion I've created a sheet to guarantee all my tee ball kids get to try every position. This is obviously not a practice for the older kids but at this age it's good to have. Our kiddos don't keep score, we just have everyone playing every inning so they learn the game and have a good time. The competition doesn't begin until they're older. It also cuts down on the length as the kiddos have a hard time being there for too long.
This excel sheet just needs your personal choices. I have the first row as the field positions, and the first column as the kids names. Then as I assign positions on the field I mark off the child's name with a tally mark so I know they've played that position at least once. By the end of the season each child will have one or two positions they are strong at, for now they get to try them all. Again, this is a use it if you like and how you like kind of item. Just let me know if you're interested and I can email them out.
4. Some kind of large diagram for the kids so they know where they are going on the field. Basically, I turned the pdf into a posterboard. I made three (one for each inning) and covered it with contact paper. I hadn't used contact paper since I was a kid but it was pretty darn easy. I just used posterboard (though I did find that it looked best on green and if you want to use other colors make sure they are light colors. My dark blue is hard to read).
I took some scrapbook cardstock paper I had on hand and cut it down to a 10 x 10 to create the in-field. Then I just extended the square with black marker and a ruler. My bases were 1.5 x 1.5 squares and homeplate was just cut down from those. I then made my curved line to create the look of an outfield. And yes, I only used one since my kids will never get out to the actual outfield. Add a few labels and contact paper and it's ready for the dry erase makers. I keep a couple with me so if I need to make changes during the game I can. I also hole punched the top and added a few rings but you could easily add some small carabiners which is probably easier. Just use those to hang the diagram from the chain link fence.
4. The last thing I added were 9 plastic bins from the dollar tree with each child's name on it to keep under the bench in the appropriate batting position. Each child will deposit their mitt and their hat before batting and then easily find them before going back to the field. The first game we tried to get them to put them under their seats but since they sometimes move their hats and mitts got strewn about. Now our games have a place for everything and everything in its place...hopefully.
Happy Creations! Jennifer
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